This news is just in this morning, so please bear with us... and I know this might come as a bit of a shock, so perhaps you should sit down. Oh, wait, you're reading this so you're no doubt already sitting down -- in your mother's basement. (Am I right, Buzz? Hey-ooo!)
But it appears that the Boston Red Sox have hired a new "sideline" reporter and Deadspin reports this morning that the various Sox blogs have seemingly "approved" the sexy, blonde young lady.
Imagine that! Can you believe it? Massachusettes people liking blonde, white girls! I know that I, for one, am shocked.
Next thing you're going to tell me is that IU hired a white guy away from a school in Wisconsin.
Oh, right.