In news that NO ONE saw coming, (shawn) Marion Jones has admitted he-she used steroids. You see, I just thought when the heat came down on her a few years ago and she stopped winning immediately that it was because she was emotionally distraught.

Back when I used to be on the Purdue Curling team, if things weren't going my way, I'd miss my brush strokes, let my team down and my rock wouldn't slide in the direction I wanted it to go. Same thing.

I honestly haven't been this surprised since Lisa Leslie came out of the closet. I mean Sheryl Swoopes (sorry, honest mistake). Who honestly saw that coming?