"I want to make sweet, sweet love to Tom Brady..."

"I just got done giving Bill Bellichick a full-body oil rub."

Thanks NBC, John Madden and Al Michaels. You have completed your Dick Vitale school of Television Journalism classes...and the shilly-goodness is evident!

You guys stink.

(By the way, I'm posting this before the game is over...Regardless of outcome, I'm sick of their garbage.)