"I'm not going to be the Alabama coach."

Nick Saban threw a hissy fit when asked if he would leave the Dolphins to become Alabama's HC...

Nice job Nick! You join the ranks of other class acts like Rick Neuheisel & Gary Barnett by lying directly to people and holding onto that lie as long as you could!

Well played.

Oh by the way, champ, you're still winless versus Joe Tiller.

Sheer Genius!

It's Ass-tastic!