Chryst Almighty
Sadly, Chryst will not be coming to coach the Boilers.
The Wisconsin State Journal is reporting that Paul Chryst is not coming to coach the Boilermakers football program, despite widespread rumors furthered by irresponsible blogs such as this one.
No, as the headline says, "Chryst not going to Purdue." Which makes sense, given that we're not even a religious university.
The Boiled Sports "Disciples of Chryst" t-shirts and "You may have Touchdown Jesus but Chryst is on OUR side" placards for the Notre Dame game are being put into the archives.... hey, you never know. He may return. I've heard he does those sorts of things.