Greetings, readers. It's Friday, and that can only mean one thing: boobies! Of course, now that we're into the Fall season, it also means football and, for those of us who author this site, it also means Purdue football.

We'll be adding some predictions to our Friday booby extravaganza, perhaps within the post and perhaps not within it. Whatever, we'll figure something out. And you'll like it or your money back (and since this site costs you nothing, well, you get the idea).

This Saturday, our Boilers open on the road at Toledo, a somewhat scary MAC team that is probably looking forward to beating us, a solid Big Ten team. What do our experts have to say? You saw boilerdowd's commentary immediately below this post on that. So let's get back to the real task at hand on Fridays...

That's Jessica Biel and her lovely, lovely sideboobs. I'm not sure what else to say besides... yowsa.

Next up is recently-married Eva Longoria, who got married on 07/07/07. Wait, Tim got married 07/07/07, too... hmmm... oh, wait, he married his own hot chick. As for this photo of Eva, I just thought it was a nice look down her shirt and, honestly, who among us hasn't tried to look down a hot chick's shirt when she gives us this sort of view?

Pic number 3 is Sarah Spain. You may remember the Spain Train as the hot chick who put her, um, "compainionship" up for bid on ebay. If you won the auction, you won the right to take her to the Super Bowl with you, with no promise of anything other than a date to the game. Sure, unless you were hot and rich. I'm not sayin', I'm just sayin'. Anyway, her scam turned into Axe Body Spray giving her free tickets to the game. Some girls have all the luck. And some have all the boobies.

And we'll close things today with, well, what I labeled on my hard drive as "The Sideboob Motherlode." I mean, seriously, I'm not sure what else to say about this pic. Click on it to see the larger version and just take in your fill of sideboobs. And legs. And tushies. It's just quite glorious.

All the best, gentlemen, and have a great weekend.

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