You're all familiar with the reversible jacket that Hoosier/Irish "fans" love to wear. You know, while they pretend ND doesn't have a basketball team and IU doesn't have a football team. Which, well, I guess they kind of don't in the latter case.
The issue, of course, is that this can be cumbersome. It can be annoying. Sometimes you don't want to wear a jacket at all. Or sometimes there might be an IU basketball game on the same day as a Notre Dame football game. Plus, who wants to change clothes more than once a week, am I right?
Fortunately, there's a t-shirt out there for these loyal, die-hard fans of multuple schools they never went to. You may have seen this bouncing around the message boards, but if not, here you go. I call it the Hoosierchaun:
Now, all your problems are solved! (Unless you don't have enough Keystone Light to get you through the weekend.) You can proudly let everyone know you fall into the category of uneducated people who didn't go to college (or went somewhere they're not proud of) and that you're a follower of epic proportions. Original thought? Ability to commit? Not you! You're a "fan."
For now.